Future Hartz Employee Born

October 19, 2008 at 9:41 pm 2 comments

While it is generally our belief that the world is full of possibilities for every baby that is born, there are some instances when a baby’s future is totally obvious. Such is the case with Lucifer, who was born on the side of the road in Kansas over the weekend. Weighing in at 6.66 pounds, Lucifer has all of the attributes of the typical Hartz employee: horns, tail, cloven hooves, forked tongue, and an unfathomable stench. And just look at the color of his skin — why, he already has blood on his hands!

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Hartz Syndrome Launches Just Another Day at Hartz Mountain Corporation

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  • 1. Crystal  |  September 11, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    Hartz flea powder killed my kitten Bella last night, my roommate Michael is nursing her brother Beinn who is sick from it too. The vet hospital said at this point there is little to do and if that s the case I want him home with us. I am horrified and so angry as I am searching this topic and finding this info about Hartz. I bathed Beinn in water and mild soap. After Bella died last night I had a dream I was on the computer saying to Micheal look at these lawsuits about Hartz. When I told him that this morning he started research. I am going to help innocent people and animals who go to the store and all they see is Hartz. Any ideas how to begin this life long campaign? Blessed Be. Crystal.

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  • 2. sonia  |  December 16, 2011 at 2:59 am

    thanks for your information i take my dogs a shower with hartz ultra guard plus but from now on no more i love my two dogs too much to do that to tell thanks a lot.

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